So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
My life is pants optional.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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