I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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