Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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