When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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