grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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