Porn is love you can see.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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