let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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