No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You pole danced in your parka.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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