I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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