He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize
