I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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