we're chasing vodka with high fives
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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