Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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