So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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