ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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