it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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