he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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