why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
whose ass print is on the piano?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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