i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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