Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
