i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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