So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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