Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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