the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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