Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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