Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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