Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
birth control should be required to get into college
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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