Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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