Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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