You can't special order awesome
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
ttyl tear gas
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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