Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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