Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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