That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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