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no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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