id be glad to
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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