theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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