Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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