If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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