If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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