just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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