There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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