Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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