That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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