Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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