So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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