what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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