Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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