so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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