he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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