I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
