...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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