I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
time to smoke my breakfast
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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