drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
two words: eviction party
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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